Ack!

I am getting behind already!!! So many funny things I have missed the opportunity to write about! Then again, my house won't clean itself when I am on here. I guess I need to get off eBaY, OOPS I meant my butt, and get to work. That way I can share with y'all the hilarious that happens here everyday in my Comedy House. No mike needed!

"Sheridan, my best friend!"

Josie's BFF and cousin came over this week for some pictures. Here are just 2 of them! I will be taking more tonight!

They only look sweet and innocent. I can't, or better yet, don't want to, imagine the trouble these two will get in.




If you know of a good album sharing website, I would like to start a new one to share all of my "shoot" pics w/ y'all!

.

This subject matter may not be suitable for men....or dads...
(Just a warning!)


I had my first talk about periods with Hannah yesterday. No more skirting (hehe) around the issue, she has seen the dreaded pads, and wonders why they make little diapers for moms. So I am telling (ok, half telling) her what goes on and then it dawned on me...She is halfway there! No way! My little six year old daughter is halfway to fertility! Okay, so she may not be procreating at age 12, (God please help me there!) but still, she would be getting old Aunt Flo.

Why, oh why, did the good Lord give me girls? Hormonal, funky, nasty-attituded, gorgeous, gonna-make-me-wanna-scream-when-they-scream-at-me, girls? Time will tell, but for now all I hear is payback is a $%^&*. Great, I am done for! He only gives you what you can handle..right? Right?

So, the countdown to my daughter's puberty has begun, in my mind. The innocence I once saw when I looked at them has begun it's fade. No, it's not poetry, I'm a mom, finally seeing the real truth behind her kids. Shall I dare try for a son? Honestly, could it get any better? As my sweet children say..."You get what you get and you don't throw a fit!"

The White House Marriage

Tonight, Hannah found a little heart-shaped box that jewelry must've came in. She then proceeded to propose marriage to Josie. Josie accepted the offer, then Hannah's arm. AWWW! Next thing I hear, NO JOKE...
...
.....
...."Hail To The Chief."

They were both doing their "duh duh duh duhs," while walking around arm in arm. Hilarious! I told Hannah that that particular song was "The President's Song," not the "Wedding Song." She thought that was pretty funny too. We laughed until hearing that song got old, really really old.

Ahh kids! I'm glad they are getting along. They really played well, down each aisle of the store tonight, a mixture of Rocketman and School Bus Driver. They keep a smile on my heart.

Messy messes!

You never really see your house for how messy it is, until you get a good camera. I have tried to get a million shots of these kids, but the background is in the way. I see every little speck of dirt! I think we are going to have to do an outdoor photoshoot soon. That way maybe, I can focus on the kids, not the crumbs, or that apple under the table, and thoes shoes piled on the stairs. LOL, off to clean for half the day, then hopefully I can get some good shots of Josie and her best friend/cousin Sheridan playing.

This Saturday, Shawna's boys are in town, so we are going to take all seven kiddos to the park for some fun and photos (weather permitting.) If nothing else, some messy ice cream will do!

Two of the flock!

Here are two of my little birdies!

The first tooth!

One of the first pictures I took with the new camera! See her new toofer? That is the product of "Hell Week!" Fun!



Okay..well, when I can resize it accordingly, you can see it. I will learn, I promise!

Yummy!

...Naked Nuggets?

Are those some new delicacy that I have never heard of? Or perhaps Josie has decided she wants nuggets w/out any skin? Oh wait! Maybe I heard her wrong, maybe it was Nicken Nuggets....yep that's it! We are headed to McD's for some lunch and a movie. Redbox rules!

It's about time.

Wow! I have no idea how to do this. Bear with me as I learn.

Isn't it just hilarious how much of a procrastinator I am. It has only taken me...what?...6 weeks of this new year to actually start one of my resolutions. Ha!

I really am excited about FINALLY having a place to share all the wonderful goings-ons in our family, with the whole world! My kids are hilarious, just wait and see. Well, at least I think they are, but at least they are cute. Wait, that is my opinion too! LOL, enjoy!

This will be the only time I post this apology, so listen up...
I am NOT a college grad and I am most certainly not an English whiz, so I apologize for my grammar and typos. It has been nearly 9 years since I graduated High School, and I have had my brain stolen by 3 kids! Thanks!